SWEET ENSEMENED BED OF KING HAMLET'S WIFE.
Okay, I just posted a rant, and I’m going to calm down by saying HOLY DAMN I GOT A LOT OF FOLLOWERS JESUS BLUEBERRY FUCK. That being said. Thanks. Also. I think I want to draw pictures for you nice people. I have all night, so fire away. That is all.
THIS IS HOW MY MORNING WENT.
AAAAAAAAAAAW SHIT. It’s a new fucking day. It’s time to like, get on one of your favorite websites and shit. Log on to that Tumblr, fucker. ==> Whelp, gotta type in your password and e-mail. Safety first! Am I right, or am I right? I’m right. Good answer. Well, let’s go to your page, and see what’s new on he- ==> Um. Whoa. Where did all these- Oh shit...
faxing berlin: Homestuck giveaway! →
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Reblog if KH Dream Drop Distance is everything you...
Was on Wednesday. I’m drawing something for it. I’ll post it here when it’s finished in probably a few days.
Talking about Neverwhere on Yahoo Messenger with a...
Me: I need to start up Percy Jackson I think.
Me: The books seemed cool.
Kelsey: i never read anything after Neverwhere i don't think.
Me: I need.
Me: That fucking.
Me: So much.
Me: I need it inside me.
Me: That is my favorite book.
Kelsey: Is it really?
Me: If someone asked me if I wanted the entire harry potter series
Me: Or that book
Me: I would choose Neverwhere.
Kelsey: Buy the hardcover if you can. Just because it has maps of the London underground all across the front and back leaves of the book.
Kelsey: Which is pretty darn cool.
Me: OH GOD.
Me: RIGHT WHEN YOU SAID THAT.
Me: I NEED TO FIND IT.
Kelsey: your buckets?
Kelsey: I think you should leave those where they are...
Me: OF MY SEMEN.
Me: YOU SILLY GIRL.
Me: I NEED THE HARDCOPY NOW.
My mom and I discussing our finances.
Me: Hey mom, can I borrow a few dollars? I was going to make a run.
Mom: Okay, that's fine. What're you getting?
Me: Hella chicks. Maybe some hard alcohol and some dollar bills for the club.
Mom: ...So, ice cream?
Mom: Right. What flavor are you getting?
Mom: Mint Chip or Cookie Dough this time?
Me: Mom please.
Lost my pen to my tablet. Can't make the Homestuck...
Guys. Guys. I am losing my shit.
I got like, 4 followers this week.
Well shit. I have done nothing but say shit about Homestuck and post a picture of Bill Cosby that makes me shit giggles. I’m at 83 followers now. I felt the need to share this with you all for some undisclosed reason. I’m going to get back to drinking Rockstar and watching my cat take a shit now. Stay classy.
Jake x Brobot shipping on my dash.
What the fuck is going on.
That goat lusus. Jesus fuck.
That b’aaaaing noise is tonight’s official nightmare fuel. I’m going to die in my sleep now everyone. Good night.